Monster Hunters
“To bad you didn’t get a picture of it. There’s a fifty thousand dollar reword going to anyone who does.” The man at the other table tells his friend.
“Picture? I just wanted to leave it behind me.” The other man says.
“We could sure use that fifty thousand dollars,” Bob whispers to the others.
“Shuuuh!” Jack says. “We’ll be a talking about that in the truck.”
They don’t talk at all, until they finish their meal. Jack pays for the meal and they rush out to their truck. Once safe inside the truck.
“We gonna get that there fifty thousand.” Jack says.
“I done thought you is in a hurry to get to the fountain of youth. On account of you growing old and such?” Willey asked.
“Yeah, and I don’t want no part of no monster.” Bob says.
“Dummy! We don’t got to catch no monster. All we gots to do is get us picture of it.” Jack tells them.
“We takes a picture of it, as it be eating one of us.” Willey complains.
“You two’s about as dumb as a box of rocks. They’s these cameras what you can take pictures from about a mile away. Ain’t no monster gonna get none of us.” Jack says.
“We don’t got no such camera.” Bob complains.
“Bob! You got no fitching up. They be all kinda stores to buy us one of them cameras.”
Jack says.
“Ain’t no need to be getting nasty.” Bob says, looking hurt.
“Ain’t no never mind. Let’s be getting us one of them cameras.” Jack says.
